Monday, January 24, 2011

Strawberry Ass

This is one of Sugar Tits' favorite anecdotes, and I would be remiss not to post it.

Several years ago, Sugar Tits and I were having lunch at the student union of our shared Alma Mater. I got a strawberry and yogurt parfait, and was fascinated by the way the strawberries jiggled on top of the yogurt... kind of like a little kid... or like I took too much acid in the 90's.

Anyway, I excitedly pointed this out...


Pugnacious J: Look at how this jiggles!

Sugar Tits: It looks like my ass.

Pugnacious J: Your ass has strawberries in it?

Sugar Tits: I wish. That would be one sweet ass!


This is probably one of her favorite anecdotes because Sugar Tits gets the laugh line. I can't blame her--it's a good one.

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