Adieu

I was going to make this the second post dedicated to legibledeb, but she's very demanding about her gay porn. (I can be demanding about my damn gay porn, too, but I think for different reasons.)

This is Ludovic Canot:

You may have guessed he's not really a man of the cloth.

All the same, he's quite a man.

Ludovic is my favorite porn star. He's french, with the cutest accent... and the cutest moderate grasp of the English language.

He's also a good actor. Look at this still of him acting like he doesn't know what to do with or even want Matt Hughes' giant cock (which is a subject for a post unto its self).

It's a total fucking lie.

I love Ludovic. I even started wearing kelly green just because I'm convinced it's his favorite color.

Butt, bad news. Ludovic has retired from porn.

My favorite quote from the article linked and translated above is, "I did porn and I did it thoroughly." Yes. Yes, he did.

With that body of work, I suppose it's okay to retire. He is writing a book about his experiences in the porn industry, and I'm looking forward to that. Hopefully, it will be published in English, otherwise I'll be typing the whole damn thing into Google translator. Still, it makes me feel sad, sort of like a sad clown.

Hm, I wonder how Ludovic would look as a sad clown.

GODDAMNIT! He's even hot as a homo hobo! He can't retire with talent like that! He's replaced Montgomery Clift in my dirty dirty priest fantasy! Do you know how significant that is? No, you don't, and neither does Ludovic, because if he did he wouldn't fucking retire!

Fuck. I'm going to do some cardio and take a cold shower.